Sex, Lies, and Data Pipelines: How the Astronomer CEO Made His Company Famous

What a Coldplay concert, an HR affair, and an awkward kiss cam moment teach us about talk value, tension, and why most B2B marketing is invisible.

Until recently, nobody knew what Astronomer was.

Turns out it’s a data science company that helps “observe data pipelines.” Most people have no idea what that means, and frankly, they didn’t care.

But after their CEO, Andy Byron, who is married, was caught on a kiss cam with his “Chief People Officer” (who isn’t his wife ) at a Coldplay concert, everybody knows who they are now. The moment could have faded quietly, just another awkward pan on the jumbotron, but they froze. Looked guilty. Then Chris Martin riffed from the stage:

“Either they’re having an affair or they’re just very shy.”

And just like that, the company no one was watching went viral.

This Was Their Super Bowl Ad

They didn’t buy airtime.
They didn’t script a CTA.
They just got caught in a moment that was messy, human, and full of tension.

This wasn’t a brand campaign. But it was marketing. The kind people actually talk about.

You Don’t Need Permission

You Don’t Need Polish
You Need People to Give a Damn

As Alex Bogusky once said in a conversation with Lee Clow:

“When someone does something with the Burger King mask on, like hold up a liquor store… in a way, maybe that’s good. I’m not sure that’s good.”

Bogusky understood that attention, even the uncomfortable kind, has value. That’s why CP+B’s creative briefs always focused on tension. What makes people squirm? What challenges their assumptions? What sparks a real conversation?

Most brands avoid that.
Astronomer walked right into it. And suddenly, everyone was watching.

At The Next Wave, we’ve always said great marketing must do two things:

Create Lust • Evoke Trust.

Astronomer nailed the first part. The intrigue. The gossip. The viral moment.
But trust? That cracked.

When your CEO and your HR Chief go viral for all the wrong reasons, it’s not just a personal mistake. It’s a professional crisis. And the worst thing you can do is pretend it’s not happening.

What They Should Have Done

If we were working with Astronomer, we would have told them to own the mistake immediately. Fast. Direct. Human.

Not with legal disclaimers. Not with silence. Not with a corporate line about “personal matters.”

We would have helped them release something like this:


What Astronomer Could Have Said

Headline:
We Work With Data. This Week, We Learned From It.

Body:
We believe in transparency, especially when it’s uncomfortable.

This past week, a personal moment between two of our executives became public. While the attention wasn’t about our work, it has understandably raised questions about our culture, our leadership, and our values.

We owe you clarity and action.

The individuals involved were our CEO, Andy Byron, and our Chief People Officer, Kristin Cabot. Their lapse in judgment has had a real impact on our team, our reputation, and the trust we’ve worked hard to build.

After internal discussions and personal reflection, both Andy and our Kristin have stepped down from their leadership roles, effective immediately.

They will not be leaving the company. Both bring deep institutional knowledge and valuable expertise that can still support our mission, just not in executive positions. Astronomer is now identifying new leadership that reflects the culture we are recommitting to.

We are also bringing in an independent firm to review and strengthen our internal policies. This isn’t just about one moment. It’s about building a more resilient and transparent organization.

At Astronomer, we’ve always believed in the power of observing and learning from data. This week, we’re applying that lesson to ourselves with humility, honesty, and intent.

Thank you for holding us accountable. We intend to earn back your trust.

~ The Astronomer Leadership Team


What Comes Next

Once the headlines cool off, the real work starts. Trust doesn’t rebuild on its own. It takes consistency, clarity, and leadership that isn’t afraid of the truth.

In 60 to 90 days, Astronomer could reintroduce itself with a soft brand campaign. No gimmicks. Just clarity.

Here’s how:

“We observe data. And we’ve learned to observe ourselves.”
“Data reveals patterns. So does leadership.”
“We’ve updated our dashboards. Internally, and externally.”
“What we monitor most now: ourselves.”
“Trust is our next release.”

That’s how a company gets back in the game. Not by hiding. Not by spinning. But by owning what happened and showing that it made them better.

Because when you go viral for the wrong reasons, your next move is everything.
And if your agency isn’t ready for that moment, you need a new one.

At The Next Wave, we help brands build trust before and after it breaks.


Key Strategic Recommendations

1. Acknowledge, Don’t Evade.
You can’t bury a kiss cam moment that got international attention. Attempting to “no comment” this invites memes, not mercy.

2. Show the Decision, Don’t Just Talk About Values.
Immediate resignations signal seriousness. Kicking it to an “internal review” while everyone laughs online undermines credibility.

3. Preserve the Brand, Not the Ego.
Andy Byron isn’t the brand. Astronomer’s trust with clients and investors is. Leadership turnover is painful, but necessary here.

4. Humanize the Fall, Without Excusing It.
Lean into the idea that this is how people learn,  painfully, publicly. It’s the heuristic cost of bad judgment. The old sports adage about it’s not how you fall, it’s how you get back up is what matters.

5. Reinforce Culture With Action.
Introduce a third-party audit of company culture. Reaffirm HR policies. Make the next hire someone known for integrity and transparency.

6. Make a Quiet But Smart Marketing Pivot.
In 60 to 90 days, if the storm settles:
A soft brand campaign that nods to what happened, without exploiting it.

“We work in observability. That includes ourselves.”
“Data reveals trends. Transparency reveals truth.”

Update: Well, Astronomer went big, and released this ad starring Gwyneth Paltrow (wife of Chris Martin of Coldplay) that refocuses the message back to what they do, instead of what their former employees did.

The work by Ryan Reynolds ad agency, Maximum Effort, which states on their “aboot” page (Reynolds is Canadian, eh) “Maximum Effort makes movies, shows, ads, investments and cocktails for the personal amusement of Hollywood Star Ryan Reynolds. The simple ad has racked up millions of views, but still has a way to go to surpass the viral nature of the kiss cam debacle. While no one has said how much this star power cost, the reality is Chris Martin and his wife may realize that Chris inadvertently helped destroy two fan’s lives, and didn’t want their innocent co-workers to suffer. In the grand scheme of things, this was a noble step in the right direction for Coldplay to help re-direct the conversation.

When a parody goes viral: a marketing strategy

Forget infomercials- or paid media. Here’s a story where a serious attempt at selling a product was a third less successful than the parody.

Cami-secret is the brand name of a piece of cloth that attaches to bra straps to cover cleavage. The 2 minute video is perfect for over-night TV spots at $10 ea.

The video is professionally produced- and they did the right thing- posting the spot to youtube

as of today - it has 1.8 million views.

However, a guy with a little bit of video know how hit the jackpot when he redubbed the VO - with a lot of obscenities- calling the product a “Boob Apron”

His video has 3x the views-

I ran across it on Facebook- watching it had me laughing so hard that tears came to my eyes.

Do you have a product that’s prone to jokes? Would you, should you, embrace your products less than serious side? Are three times the views worth it?

Many businesses take themselves way too seriously. I wonder if Cami Secret sales bumped after this parody was launched?

 

"Power to the local dreamer"- create your own opportunity

The word “viral” is a term that gets used a lot these days. People want their content to “go viral”. But “going viral” and creating something that will make your target audience engage with your brand are two different things. If you watched the video above, you’ve heard all you need to know about how to grow your brand the right way; by caring passionately about your audience and giving them everything you have to offer, every time, and expecting nothing in return but their trust.

Twenty One Pilots is a duo from Columbus, Ohio. They have under 14,000 likes on their Facebook page. They also only have close to 3,500 followers* on Twitter. These numbers aren’t small, but they aren’t the huge numbers to really be considered “viral”. So how did they manage to get the attention of some of the hottest national record companies and sign a deal?

They did things right.

How so? First, they teamed up with the right people to generate buzz. The most important connection was with Mark C. Eshleman at Reel Bear Media, a Columbus-based video production company. The team started off with a hit - the first video that they released on their Youtube page was a live live cover of Christina Perri’s “Jar of Hearts”, which gained thousands of views within days of being posted. The original song was at the top of the charts at the time, so the band was able to generate a huge amount of exposure with their timely video post. They were able to catch people’s attention at the right time, and more importantly they gained a large Youtube audience from the start.

While they had a fan base before, they now had a bigger audience - the internet.

Twenty One Pilots - Tyler Joseph and Josh Dunn

Twenty One Pilots - Tyler Joseph and Josh Dunn. Image from twentyonepilots.com

When it came time to promote their album Regional At Best, the group created a web series (which bears the same name) that lead up to a rock star performance of the first track from the CD - Guns for Hands, which gained thousands of views within a short period of time. The fans responded; when the band played their next big performance at The Newport in Columbus, Ohio a few months later, it’s no surprised that the show was completely sold out. This was the first time the venue had ever sold out with a local act. According to the above video, that night was the most important night in the history of the band up to that point. So how do you follow up a sold out stellar performance like this? With not one but four videos, of course. Record companies started to notice the band, and were able to track the number of views generated from the show. Almost every video gained over 30k views in a matter of a few months. It gave Twenty One Pilots more than enough leverage to be in the position to choose between a handful of record labels. They eventually chose Fueled by Ramen, which is the home to such bands as Paramore, Gym Class Heroes, and Panic! At The Disco. And how did they announce the news? With a video, of course.

While Twenty One Pilots is far from being a viral Youtube sensation like bands such as Ok Go, the band’s awareness of the benefits of online video content was a huge factor in their ability to gain exposure. Beyond Youtube, the band was successful in creating an engaging brand. Not just through the occasional tweet or Facebook status update - they let you into their world. They reward their fans’ loyalty with intimate videos and exclusive news. They create a ever-growing relationship with their fans. Every brand needs to do this in order to be successful - does your brand accomplish this? Maybe then you’ll be able to say “It wasn’t always like this.” before diving into a crowd of 2000 of your screaming fans.

*These numbers have been growing since this post was first written.

Crime Fighting Dogs = Youtube Views

I will admit, I’m a music videos junky But lately, it seems like all music videos produced by major-label artists are lacking a certain charm. Super high-budget videos with a boring premise, often consisting of the artist performing in a surreal location. Which is fine for the hottest artists who are going to get views regardless of what content they put out.

But occasionally, a music video comes out that is original, memorable, and appeals to a large audience while still having a living, breathing charm.

Enter: Swedish House Mafia’s video for “Save The World” (bet you’d never heard of them or their music before)

Other artists and directors should take notes, because this video does what a video should; it tells a story, it’s funny, it’s well-produced, it’s memorable, it’s charming, and it gets people talking. Oh, and did I mention that it has over 25 million views? It was uploaded in May, which means that it gets over well a million views per week.

This is a perfect example of marketing through viral videos. Think about it, the whole point of a music video is to promote a musical artist, so it’s basically the same as a commercial. The key is to create a “commercial” that gets people talking, entertains them, and most importantly makes them forget that they are watching a commercial!

Oh, and by the way. I’m Max. I do video work at The Next Wave. Pleased to meet you.

Marketing ideas your ad agency probably won’t give you

There has been a long running debate about how an agency should be compensated- with the old model based on media commissions failing both clients and agencies for the last 50 years. And in the age of Chief Marketing Officers rotating out every 27 months at huge salaries- and little demonstrable impact- one should wonder where the real values are in marketing. But the sad thing is- we’ve known all along where the value is:

Marketing value is in the ideas

It’s that simple. Big ideas, the lasting ones, bring value far beyond what the agency could charge. What was the value to “Just do it” to Nike? Or “The ultimate driving machine” to BMW? Did an agency get compensated for the value of the idea- doubtful. If you hired The Next Wave on an hourly basis- and we came up with the greatest tagline ever written for your business- like “The first place to look for every last thing” as we did for Mendelson’s Liquidation Outlet- and it took 10 hours at $100 an hour- were we compensated fairly? Unfortunately- yes and no.

Ping Logo largeBig ideas that won’t come from most ad agencies

Recently, we got a viral email in our inbox. You know the kind- forwarded to everyone and their mother. But this one was actually verified by Snopes.com and made the company look good to an awful lot of people.
It seems the golf club maker Ping, has been donating custom fitted golf clubs to severely disabled veterans.

Here is a video about how this program affects the vets:


While the first reaction is so they donated some golf clubs, you can see the dramatic impact this program has from the video.

It also strikes a deep emotional trigger in potential customers- be they veterans or those who consider themselves patriotic- this is the kind of emotional messaging that advertising has a hard time buying- but, through a donation program Ping is probably getting more free goodwill and brand allegiance than the cost of the clubs they donate.

Ping doesn’t mention its free program on it’s site-  it does have a veterans and troop discount program in effect now- it’s on their site: http://www.ping.com/about/military.aspx but, it’s doubtful that they will run ads on National TV bragging about it- like the Pepsi Refresh program- they just do the right thing and probably reap a lot more benefit from it- see these google search results: Ping Golf clubs to Veterans

Walmart logo largeHow Walmart embraces RV owners

Everyone loves the idea that Mom and Dad bought an RV and are seeing the country. But Walmart sees this as an opportunity to reach out to one particular community and win them over. From the WalMart site:

Can I park my RV at a Walmart store? [Back to top]

While we do not offer electrical service or accommodations typically necessary for RV customers, Walmart values RV travelers and considers them among our best customers. Consequently, we do permit RV parking on our store lots as we are able. Permission to park is extended by individual store managers, based on availability of parking space and local laws. Please contact management in each store to ensure accommodations before parking your RV.

via Walmartstores.com: Most Frequently Asked Questions.

It was on page 2 of the search results from Google- since so many RV sites point this out. Of course, Walmart is counting on the RV’rs to stop in and restock, but the reality is that this idea gets them a lot of free publicity. Most ad agencies won’t make these suggestions because there is nothing in it for them- and many clients don’t think there is value in an agency talking about business process or policy as part of the marketing efforts. If you relegate your “Idea people” to only working on “advertising” you may be missing a whole lot of good ideas.

Do you have examples of ideas that add value to your brand that an agency can’t put on an invoice as a line item?

Share them below in comments- thanks.